Celeste is a student. And like a lot of students, Celeste is broke. She’s about to leave college and find a job to help her newly unemployed parents when she hears about this club. It’s in a bad neighborhood, but they’ll pay good money if you can get in a cage with another girl and kick her ass. Sounds simple enough, right? Celeste sure thinks so.
KIM Challenges Champion EDUARDO for the BWL Belt
One down and one to go. That’s the way Kim sees it, going into today’s TDC2. It’s make or break time. That’s how Eduardo sees it, just one loss away from losing his Title and the BWL Belt. Kim had the advantage last time, opting for a sexfight in the oil ring, the perfect setting for her diminutive size and nymphomaniacal nature. But Ed’s no dummy, exercising his Champion’s prerogative by choosing to box his challenger in the arena ring where his size and strength will give him the edge.
DENISE vs TANIA in the PIT
Denise and Tania go back a long way. Indeed, the very first match of the BWL pitted the busty redhead and the blonde MILF—and Denise won. Since then, they have faced each other a total of four times, and they have shared victories equally. So today is gonna be the tie-breaker. And the veterans will face each other in the Pit, where the only way to win is to KO one’s opponent.
KIM challenges Champion EDUARDO for the BWL Belt
When they heard that Kim—itty-bitty Kim—had challenged enormous Eduardo for his BWL Championship Title, everyone thought she was fucked in the head. And why not? She’s been fucked everywhere else.
Seriously, the very thought of the Amazin’ Asian going up against the Argentine Adonis, who’s almost a foot taller and nearly 100 pounds heavier than she, is the very definition of a mismatch. But Kim knows how to turn a situation to her advantage and has designated this one to be a sexfight. And the icing on the cake is that it’s being fought in the oil ring.
FRANCE vs JENNIFER
Jenn has been running behind schedule all day and is a few minutes late for her aerobics session at France’s fitness center. With so many of the center’s members getting a jump-start on their summer holidays, the past few days have been slow for the busty brunette, so she’s cooked up something a little different to perk up her dull week. And Jenn is right on time.
SOPHIE vs DAVID
Two weeks ago, Sophie got her cute ass handed to her by Megan. And since it was a pit fight—which can only end in a brutal KO—both her body and her pride got hurt. But the Pink Panther is a strong believer in getting back on the horse, so here she is, facing David in the new hexagon ring, in front of a packed house. Will she rebuild her confidence or will the ruins crumble some more?
Please note that there won’t be a BWL story next week. I’m taking two weeks off each year–one at Christmas and one at the very begining of the summer, usually May or June. And next week is the week.
I’ll be visiting San-Francisco with Mutiny–and my hair is much too short to actually do what you think I should be sure to do, unless I find some sort of vine flower! This will be my first time on the West Coast and I hope I can see the guys from Mythbusters!
The next update will be around May 25th, and it will feature another performance of the Pink Panther, this time against Cindy’s ex-husband and Jenn’s boyfriend, David.
Thanks to all of you who make it possible for me to earn a living doing what I love the most, and I’ll see you in two weeks!
MEGAN vs SOPHIE
The ladies of the BWL have a peculiar way of enticing Megan to join the League. Not long after losing a Pit fight to Regine on BWL-307, Megan was invited to return to the Pit by the Pink Panther—Sophie. Subjecting a potential member to a series of grueling Pit battles doesn’t seem to be the best method of recruitment, but Megan is up for any challenge no matter how strenuous.
KANDICE challenges EDUARDO for the BWL Belt
Now here’s an improbably match-up: diminutive beach bunny Kandice against the hulking Argentine Adonis Eduardo. What some women won’t risk for the BWL Belt. Despite Ed’s clear size advantage, the blonde is confident her chances of winning are good. She’d better be right, or Ed may take her apart and feed her to the Belt Bimbos. Thank goodness this one’s in the cage.
In an effort to constantly ameliorate the BWL content, I bought a brand new, top of the line computer on Friday–a Dell intel i7 core. I worked all day yesterday trying to make it work, but unluckly me, I had to get one that doesn’t work. So not only did I waste a full day on it, but I also have to take it back to the store on Monday.
All that to say the BWL update will be a little later than usual. I normally try to get your stuff online on Mondays or Tuesdays, but this week it may even go as far as Thursday–hopefully sooner! Sorry about that, but you won’t be disapointed: Kandice has challenged Ed for his Belt, and like all Title Defense Challenges, this one promises to be fast-paced, rough, primal and intense! So thanks for your patience!
Kim
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