CARIBE vs MATT
Matt has a way with women—the wrong way. He hasn’t had a woman in months. That’s why he has more horns than the Canadian Brass…and more brass, too. He figures to relieve his pent-up sexual tension by wrestling Caribe in the privacy of the garage ring, beating her, and forcing her to submit to his wildest sexual depravations.
DENISE vs SOPHIE
Redheads are notorious for their fiery tempers to accompany their fiery hair. Sophie the Pink Panther and Dynamite Denise have proven the truth of this five times before, Sophie walking away with three wins to Denise’s two. It’s time again for our resident carrot-topped cuties to climb into the arena ring for what promises to be another see-saw battle.
On the last BWL fight of 2009, Eduardo beat League Champion Jennifer and therefore qualified for a shot at the Belt. So today, on the first mixed fight of the new decade, the challenger will face the Champion in the Pit, the most unforgiving venue in the BWL. Indeed, to win a Pit fight, one must KO his or her opponent.
So will Ed knock out Jenn and take the most prestigious title in the universe of fighting sports, or will Jenn be able to hold on to her title once more and KO Ed?
CINDY vs KANDICE
“Come into my parlor,” said the spider to the fly. Spider woman Cindy has no parlor, but she invites fly girl Kandice into the garage ring for a brisk bout with the boxing gloves. Although the blonde beach bunny would rather be basking under a sunlamp, she accepts the offer.
Cindy is on a quest to become the League’s boxing queen—an unofficial title she made up for herself. So far, using various extraordinary methods (cheating), Cindy has managed to demolish the likes of Myriam, Regine, and Kim—an enviable record. Then she expanded her challenge to include men and took on Brad, battling him to a double-KO draw.
Her confidence shaken, she leaped at the opportunity Kandi presented when she dared Cindy to box her. Cindy hopes for a quick and easy victory. But Kandi has a chip on her shoulder after her humiliating loss to Cindy in a titty bar dildo contest last month. They fought only once before, over three years ago, and both babes have improved a lot since then.
Kim
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