Too bad for Hani, she lost.

And so we’re back in the Octagon for Hani’s consequence: 10 minutes of breast torture.

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Jennifer the Pigtail Princess is the fightingest female in the League, this being her 85th match. Don is her favorite opponent, this being the 8th time they’ve entered the field of combat, more than any other match-ups. Of their 7 previous battles they each have 3 wins, with Don taking a 4th due to Jenn getting herself disqualified for kicking him in the nuts [BWL-229]. Jenn says that one doesn’t really count but Don disagrees.

“A DQ win for a kick in the ‘nads is just as much a win as any other,” he claims. “The League agrees with me because the win stands on my record.”

“A cup of prevention is worth a foot of pain,” she counters, obviously confusing her units of measure. “You should’ve worn better protection.”

So four years later the bickering persists. Both parties want to get even, although they define “getting even” differently.

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Well, he has launched his own Blogspot where he proposes pinup illustrations with his very own version of the BWL characters.

Bookmark it! http://sexybasementgirls.blogspot.com/ !

I love the fact that G’s characters don’t exactly look like the originals, like a jazz musician’s version of I Won’t Dance won’t sound like the original or all the other versions out there. It’s still the same tune, but clearly with another voice behind it. That’s probably what I like the most about the images G Money produces. Trying to imitate would only be that: an imitation. G Money makes the characters his own. He puts his keen esthetic sense in recreating them.

About two months ago, Regine faced Petr in a boxing match [BWL-407]. He was accompanied by his new girlfriend, the Czech model Hani, who made Regine promise she’d give her a shot at the BWL if Petr won.

Petr lost and Hani was forced to worship Regine’s spectacular ass. And she worshipped it so well that Regine agreed to face her even though her boyfriend had lost. But she warned the model: “Lose and I’ll make you worship me in a brand new way.”

Well, today’s the day where Hani gets her shot. She says she fought very tough women while she was away in Europe, but Regine thinks they were “skinny models looking for their next fix.”

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Luscious Louise finds herself trapped in the cage with Matt the Rat. Most of the BWL girls don’t find Matt to be much of a challenge, so maybe the bare-busted brunette is planning on an easy victory. Matt, on the other hand, is so supremely self-centered that he doesn’t give a damn what other people think. To him it’s all role-playing and he’s smugly satisfied with his role.

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Cute Kandice makes one of her all-too-rare appearances in the Arena Ring to swap leather with another cutie, Kim the Amazin’ Asian. In fact, boxing in any venue is an unusual treat for either of these feisty females. Both have only so-so records on gloved events but are looking forward to smacking each other around under Theo’s watchful eye.

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Mimi’s been in a terrible slump that’s quite uncharacteristic for her. She’s desperate to break this streak and chalk up her first win in many months. But instead of going after an easy target—are there really any easy targets in the BWL?—she’s challenged Paul to face her in the Pit. Can’t say this gal lacks gumption.

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Bet you forgot that Regine holds the BWL Breast-Fight Title. Well, it may not be as prestigious as Megan’s BWL Championship Title and there’s no Belt to go with it, but it’s still a big deal…especially when you have big boobs like Reggie’s. And who’s ready to challenge the Black Beauty but the Pigtailed Princess herself, Jenn.

Reg has provided us with a little Spring Fashion Show, using the latest beachwear items from her store, The Lace Place. And who better to model these lovely items than the combatants themselves?

One final note: This contest will be a Best Two of Three Falls event.

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The job would consist of translating the stories and insert the new text in the original photoshop images. We would also have to translate the website itself.

We would translate the stories from 200, one story a week.

What I’d like is someone who’d want to be my associate and pocket a % of the money the site would make (to be discussed).

If you’re interested or can refer someone who’d be, please contact me at entropy@basementwrestlingleague.com.

Thank you!

It was bound to happen eventually, and now it has. BWL Champion Megan Maloney in her first-ever mixed match. And of course, it’s also a Title Defense Challenge. Brad the Collector has racked up the requisite two consecutive wins to qualify as a challenger, so they have a date tonight in the merciless Pit to struggle for possession of the BWL Belt.

Megan has an admirable but not unblemished record against many of the toughest women on the roster, but a man is a whole different kind of opponent. The bountiful blonde cannot refuse any qualified challenger, so Megan must put aside all her misgivings about fighting men and face up to Brad. And if Brad wins, there will of course be a bonus—he’ll insist on adding Megan’s outfit to his famous and growing collection.

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