Regine vs Megan

Megan Maloney is till undecided about joining the Basement Wrestling League. That doesn’t stop her from accepting invitations to compete as a guest opponent of any of the regular members. Regine has issued such an invitation.

We all know Megan can box but Reg wonders how she wrestles. To find out, she summons the busty blonde not to the ring or the octagon cage, but into that most fearsome venue offered by the BWL: the Pit!

So what do you think? Is Regine canny or crazy?

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CARIBE vs MATT
Matt has a way with women—the wrong way. He hasn’t had a woman in months. That’s why he has more horns than the Canadian Brass…and more brass, too. He figures to relieve his pent-up sexual tension by wrestling Caribe in the privacy of the garage ring, beating her, and forcing her to submit to his wildest sexual depravations.

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DENISE vs SOPHIE

Redheads are notorious for their fiery tempers to accompany their fiery hair. Sophie the Pink Panther and Dynamite Denise have proven the truth of this five times before, Sophie walking away with three wins to Denise’s two. It’s time again for our resident carrot-topped cuties to climb into the arena ring for what promises to be another see-saw battle.

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On the last BWL fight of 2009, Eduardo beat League Champion Jennifer and therefore qualified for a shot at the Belt. So today, on the first mixed fight of the new decade, the challenger will face the Champion in the Pit, the most unforgiving venue in the BWL. Indeed, to win a Pit fight, one must KO his or her opponent.

So will Ed knock out Jenn and take the most prestigious title in the universe of fighting sports, or will Jenn be able to hold on to her title once more and KO Ed?

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CINDY vs KANDICE

“Come into my parlor,” said the spider to the fly. Spider woman Cindy has no parlor, but she invites fly girl Kandice into the garage ring for a brisk bout with the boxing gloves. Although the blonde beach bunny would rather be basking under a sunlamp, she accepts the offer.

Cindy is on a quest to become the League’s boxing queen—an unofficial title she made up for herself. So far, using various extraordinary methods (cheating), Cindy has managed to demolish the likes of Myriam, Regine, and Kim—an enviable record. Then she expanded her challenge to include men and took on Brad, battling him to a double-KO draw.

Her confidence shaken, she leaped at the opportunity Kandi presented when she dared Cindy to box her. Cindy hopes for a quick and easy victory. But Kandi has a chip on her shoulder after her humiliating loss to Cindy in a titty bar dildo contest last month. They fought only once before, over three years ago, and both babes have improved a lot since then.

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Next week being Christmas, Entropy is taking his annual one-week vacation to celebrate the holiday with loved ones. That means the next BWL story will be published on the week beginning on January 3^rd.

Please use this time off to browse through the old material and rediscover old favorites. And please take some time off to enjoy the company of the people you care about!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you!

EDUARDO CHALLENGES BWL CHAMPION JENNIFER

Since Jennifer has been BWL Champion most of 2009 (since mid-April), it’s only fitting that we end 2009 with a Title Defense Challenge fight. And since it might very well put an end to Jennifer’s reign, it’s even more appropriate.

Eduardo has been trumpeting his intention to go for the Title since he fought—and defeated—ex-Champ Denise in the beginning of June. Since then, he also defeated ex-Champ Regine, and he’s left girlfriend Caribe for the more athletic Mimi, who’s rumored to have trained him in secret.

Today, Ed gets his shot at getting a shot. Meaning that he has to beat the Champ once to qualify for a real shot at the Belt.

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A few people have already wrote to me to ask about the identity of ALL the MUCK girls we can see on the first image of this week’s update. So I thought that a look at their student ID may interest you.

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 Russ-Meyer College is a private school where the admission policies are quite unusual. On top of having good grades, girls must be well-endowed and sexy. So in a college where 100% of the girls are drop-dead gorgeous, conflicts are bound to arise. That’s why MUCK was anonymously founded: to allow the girls to settle arguments that could last years in the normal female universe.

Tonight, four girls will fight. Robin and Shannon are both after Halley, while Chantel and Peach both want the young history teacher.

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Denise vs Paul

“I have no idea why the BWL members didn’t pick ME for the 300^th,” Denise said before this match. “I’m by far the sexiest girl in the League and I kick ass. If I need to beat Paul to show the members how wrong they were, so be it.”

Paul is not impressed. “Denise thinks that by making me fight her in the nude, she’ll be able to beat me because of my raging libido. Well I got news for her: She is not THAT sexy, and boner or no boner, I’ll enjoy giving her a lesson in modesty.”

So the two antagonists are ready to dish it out in the BWL Octagon, without a referee, and without clothes. There’s definitely something to be said for minimalism.

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PS: I’m posting this early because I’m on the road in Chilbolton, England, and the Pub owner of the ONLY pub in the village (there is ONE shop as well) allowed me to use his connexion. So a special thanks to the people at The Abbots Mitre.